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Sailing Humor
The page is for those of us with a sense of humor. Please submit jokes, personal funny stories, or any thing else funny to Devon Sinsley. Please include your name on all submissions, as well as publishing information if it is copyrighted material.
My
friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept
refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what,"
he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you
name the boat?"
Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went
to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw
painted on the side: "For Sale."
Submitted by Barb Sinsley
Burgee
I just had a Burgee for dinner... I think it
was a Windy's Burgee.
It was a ....Beacon and Sheaves, Burgee.. with lots of Awning and
Lighthouse,
dripping with Muster and Cast Off,
On a Bunt.
I also had a ...Coak...
Ralph Ahseln
submitted by Devon Sinsley
New Committee Boat
Submitted by Dennis Hart
You know you aren't a sailor when
1. You think 'going aft into a slip' sounds dirty.
2. You repair topsides after every trip.
3. Your dockmates call you "Captian Crunch"
4. Someone calls out 'turn to port' and you reach for a bottle of
wine.
5. You've said "The harbor entrence used to be here"
6. You think a $5,000 chartplotter is an Etch A Sketch
7. Your LOA is biiger than your IQ
8. You've looked and looked but you can't find the parking brake
Submitted by Jim Banta
Sailbus
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Submitted by Jerry Swayne